The Good

• The Guardian become royalist and start Royal Wedding build-up.

11.29am The Queen, we understand, has told Kate that she’s keen to pass on her love of plastic storage, so will be giving them a complete set of Tupperware — even the tiny round ones that are too small to be useful.

• #ripnandos
• GMail Motion by @gmail
• Masturbation calms restless leg syndrome by @newscientist
• Gorilla gets iPad by The Sun

The Bad

• Hotel Chocolat’s “milk chocolate cocoa trees”
• Portugal sell Ronaldo to Spain for €160m by @TheIPaper
• Twitter gets 200 characters. If you want to fool someone, at least let them believe the joke past a whole paragraph…

The Ugly

• Google “Helvetica”
• The Royal Wedding football by @umbro (William is, after all, President of the FA)

From the BBC:

Members of a satanic sex cult in a small Carmarthenshire town have been warned they face long prison sentences.

Cult leader Colin Batley, 48, was found guilty of more than 35 offences against children and young adults.

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